gwar official press release, nov. 4th, 2011

November 4th, 2011 by jack (0) Gwar,News

After a restless night spent hurtling through the desolate Canadian wilderness, I crawled from my bunk on the tour bus to face reality, grudgingly aware that the the dark dream that gripped us would not fade with the day. We have lost a brother, a husband, a son, and one of the most talented musicians that ever slung an ax. Cory Smoot, longtime lead guitar player for the band GWAR, has passed at the age of 34.

“As the singer of GWAR and one of his best friends, I feel it is my duty to try and answer some of the questions that surround his tragic and untimely death. I know the sense of loss and pain is far greater in scope than in the insulated environment of a band on tour, and I will do my best to provide what clarity and comfort I can.

“The most glaring question is how? And unfortunately that is the hardest question to answer. The truth will not be known until the medical officials have finished their work. All I can do is relate what we saw with our own eyes.

“The last time I saw Cory was after our show in Minneapolis on Weds. night. It was a great show at First Avenue in Minneapolis, one of our favorite places to play. Cory was happy. He was excited about the band and especially the new studio he was building in the Slave Pit back in Richmond. He was deeply in love with his wife, Jamie, and was busily planning their family and future in the beautiful home they had. As usual, after some autographs and banter, I was probably the first person in their bunk as we got ready for a big drive into Canada, and Cory and the rest of the guys were not far behind. As I fell into the slumber that only playing GWAR shows can induce, everything seemed right in the world.

“We found Cory the next morning as we collected passports for a border crossing. He was in his bunk, unresponsive, and it quickly was clear that he was dead. It was without a doubt the most horrible moment of my life. That’s all I can say about it.

“Within moments everybody was off the bus, standing in a wind-swept parking lot in the middle of nowhere, trying to come to grips with the shock of it. First the ambulance arrived, and then the police, but there was nothing that could be done other than fully investigate the scene and remove Cory with care and respect.

“We are completely devastated and shocked beyond belief. One night we had our friend and colleague, happy and healthy in the middle of our best tour in years- and the next morning, so suddenly, he was gone. Never have I seen starker proof of the fragility of life.

“Cory will be transported home to Richmond over the next few days, and an announcement regarding services will be made soon. We ask everyone to respect the families wish for privacy, and especially to keep his wife, Jamie, in your thoughts and prayers.

“As we work our way through these difficult days the question is — what will GWAR do? After a lot of consideration, we have decided to carry on with the tour. Although the great temptation would be to return home, curl into a fetal position, and mourn, we can’t do that. First off, Cory wouldn’t want that. He would want us to go on and would be pissed if we didn’t. Plus we know the fans don’t want us to quit. They are going to want a chance to come to grips with their loss, and there is no better place to do that than at a GWAR show. Though it’s hard to believe, I think we all would feel a lot worse if we stopped. For better or worse we have to see this through.

“That doesn’t mean that Cory will make his final journey without us. When the arrangements have been finalized, Cory’s best friend and GWAR’s music tech Dave “Gibby” Gibson, and myself will return home to attend the services and pay the proper respects to our comrade.

“Out of respect to Cory, we have officially retired the character of Flattus Maximus. Flattus has decided to return to his beloved “Planet Home”, and will never return to this mudball planet again. And this is a sadder place for that.

“Just the other day I heard Cory tell a story about how some 20 years ago he was fourteen years old, at his first GWAR show, grabbing at the rubber feet of our then- current Flattus, and how blown away he was at the fact that now HE was the one getting his feet pulled by the same kid that he used to be. Cory was always in awe of the patterns of life and went through it with a wide-eyed amazement that translated through his playing. I’ve never known anyone who could pick up literally any instrument and rock it the first time he touched it, and more than that make it look easy. Behind that rubber monster outfit, and sometimes even obscured by it, was one of the most talented and beautiful people I have ever known. I know everyone who’s life was touched by Cory truly loved him, as do we, his bandmates and brothers.

“There should be some kind of announcement soon regarding services, etc. It would be great to have a memorial show at some point soon, where some of the bands that Cory worked with could come together and show their love for this truly amazing man who left us all too soon and will be sorely missed by many, many people.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/smoot-34-guitarist-monster-rockers-gwar-article-1.972538

http://youngguitar.jp/2011_11/artists/gwar/6432

rest in peace my friend, my prayers are with you and your friends and family.

November 3rd, 2011 by jack (0) Gwar,News

GWAR frontman Dave Brockie (a.k.a. Oderus Urungus) has released the following statement to MetalSucks:

“It is with a sense of profound loss and tragedy that the members ofGWAR must announce the passing of their longtime guitarist and beloved friend Cory Smoot, also known to thousands of metal fans worldwide asFlattus MaximusCory was found deceased this morning as the band prepared for a border crossing. There is no word as to the cause of death and the members of GWAR are completely shocked and devastated that this has occurred.

“At this point, there is no word on arrangements and the disposition of the remainder of GWAR‘s current North American tour, nor are there any details regarding long-term plans.

“At this point, we are just dealing with the loss of our dear friend and brother, one of the most talented guitar players in metal today.

“We ask that our fans and the media be respectful of our request for privacy for those that have suffered this terrible loss. A full statement will be coming in the next day or so. In the meantime, please give your thoughts and your prayers to Cory, his family, and all the people that love him.”

gwar back on late night w/ jimmy fallon on oct. 27th, 2011

October 17th, 2011 by jack (0) Gwar,News

GWAR TO RETURN TO LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON
THURSDAY OCTOBER 27th
Antarctic metal-mutants ready to crush North America
Hot off their last-second saving of the annual GWAR-B-Q, and lead
singer Oderus Urungus’s wrapping of his new TV show, FEARnet’s “HOLLISTON”,
out this spring, GWAR has announced “that for the second straight year they will
be appearing on “Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon”, on Thursday October 27th as part
of their humungous “Return of the World Maggot” tour,
set to crawl forth from Hell next week.

 

“We are overjoyed that Jimmy had the good sense to invite us back”, declared
front-thing Oderus Urungus (whose tweets are hilarious — follow him @therealoderus)
“as we had planned to return anyway. Now Fallon can do the show with his head still
attached to his body.”

 

gwar on g4 tonight. gwar b-q featured!…updated w/ link to segment.

October 4th, 2011 by jack (0) Gwar,News

check the link for the segment that aired yesterday:

http://www.g4tv.com/videos/55564/candace-bailey-goes-to-the-gwar-b-q/

 

 


G4′S “ATTACK OF THE SHOW” TO AIR SPECIAL GWAR-B-Q SEGMENT TONIGHT
 

FALL TOUR TO KICK OFF OCTOBER 18th IN CHARLOTTE, NC.

Saturday September 17th is a day that will go down in history as the 2nd Annual 

GWAR-B-Q became the first ever inside GWAR-B-Q.  If you weren’t there you

missed a hell of a time, but luckily enough for you Bohabs, G4′s “Attack of the Show”

was there to document it all.  Host Candace Bailey was there to check out all the bands,

spend some quality time with her lords and masters GWAR and even got

fed to The World Maggot.

The segment featuring the GWAR-B-Q airs tonight on G4TV at 7:00 PM Eastern

(4:00 PM Pacific).  The episode will be repeated throughout the week and starting on

Wednesday October 5th the segment will be available for viewing of the “Attack of the Show”

website at http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html

Quoth lead front-thing Oderus Urungus:

“Candace Bailey had on the tightest pair of jeans I had ever seen. It looked like they had

dipped her halfway into a bucket of blue ink, and it outlined her camel-toe perfectly,”


 

win a gwar ” baby gor-gor”, altamont and gwar team up… a great fit, check it…

August 31st, 2011 by jack (0) Gwar,News


Win A Gwar Baby Dino

August 31, 2011 by fred

Buyskateshoes.com is giving away Gor-Gor! The infamous baby dino is a must have for every GWAR fan.
With any Altamont purchase you’ll be automatically entered to win so head over to BuySkateShoes and get some!

You have until September 9th to enter.

In case you don’t know the whole story of Gor-gor….
“The story of this little dinosaur is a long and confusing one. His name is Gor-gor. Gor-gor is GWAR’s pet. He has had many incarnations. In his adult form he has attacked GWAR countless times, on stage, for over 25 years. He has been killed, re-built, re-killed, re-animated, even more times. The image you see is of the infant, recently born Gor-gor. Addicted to crack at birth, the young Gor-gor grew up quick. Enjoy this unspoiled, cute version of a classic GWAR monster.”