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GWAR TO STAGE FIRST ANNUAL “CRACK-A-THON”Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR, to host star-studded fund-raising event
Kickoff Party: Saturday April 10th 7-10pm
MF GALLERY: 213 Bond St. Brooklyn, NY 11217
In an announcement given to a “bunch of penguins”, from the bowels of their Antarctic fortress, the worlds sickest band, the mighty GWAR, has announced the continuation of their 25th Anniversary with a public event of colossal proportion—The Crack-a-Thon!
“We are trying to raise money for the kids…not just muscular dystrophy, but retards as well, all kinds of fucked-up freaks,” said Oderus.
The event will kickoff on April 10th, 2010 at the notorious MF Gallery in Brooklyn, NY. The weeklong debauchery will be broadcast live on the World Wide Web, and anybody with internet access will be able to view the gala event free of charge. Viewers will be able to pledge funds via a website, (To be announced later- check www.MFgallery.net for details.) as powerful computers illegally drain your bank account. Rumors that any money raised will actually be used to pay off Oderus’s crack debt were immediately confirmed.
Said Sleazy P. Martini, reached for comment at his Jersey City headquarters, “Oderus is completely wasted and really has no concept of money, instead he prizes things like little pieces of rope or dead dogs…and dead dogs don’t pay the bills!”
“The boys and me wanna give something back to the community, you know, something besides AIDS…”
After the kickoff party on April 10th, there will be a week of intense preparation, as the MF Gallery is transformed into Slave Pit TV central, and Oderus is set loose on the streets of N.Y.C. ! His atrocities will be carefully documented and broadcast during the Crack-a-Thon, which will commence on Friday April 16th, 2010. Live web cams will broadcast all the action from the gallery as slaves desperately prepare for the most stupendous entertainment event since Bud Dywers very public suicide!
The Crack-a-Thon will begin on Friday April 16th and will go as long as it takes to pay off Oderus’s bill, or he gets bored and leaves, whatever comes first. The public is invited to be our studio audience, and should contact MF Gallery for information on how to reserve a seat in the Crack-a-Thon audience.
Oderus will be joined by band mate Balsac, the Jaws of Death, who will serve as band leader and comic foil.
“I really don’t know why I demean myself by associating with him,” said the metal-faced horror, “but it will be fun watching him fail.”
The rumored list of guests scheduled to appear include Tiger Woods, God, and Carmen Electra’s torso, though this was subject to change. Confirmed is the shadowy underground performance troupe, the F-Minus Art Players, led by the sewer-dwelling playwright and art-fag Anton Reemcobb, who are slated to perform some of their shockingly neo-dada-esque bullshit theatre. Also confirmed are musical guests DETHRACE, among others.
Look for a full listing on www.MFgallery.net of all the stars appearing on what shall surely go down in history as one the most colossal failures in GWAR history. Prepare yourself for the Crack-a-Thon!!!
KICKOFF PARTY: Saturday April 10th, 2010 from 7 to 10 pm
LIVE CRACK-A-THON: Beginning Friday April 16th… Contact MF Gallery owners Martina or Frank at info@MFgallery.net or (917)446-8681 for information on how to reserve your spot for the show.
MF GALLERY: 213 BOND ST. (BETWEEN BUTLER & BALTIC) BROOKLYN, NY 11217
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MF Gallery
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www.MFgallery.net
clutch/ GWAR/ the bakerton group to play bonnaroo festival
… all three issachar acts will be on bonnaroo this year.the bakerton group will be on cafe stage of friday june 11th.
clutch/GWAR will play june 12th… back to back on a major tent stage.
more details coming soon!
GWAR interview with Fuel TV
gwar ends tour… more tv announcements
GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS TO RETURN TO FOX NEWS RED EYE FOR TRIUMPHANT TOUR WRAP UP
FOOTAGE OF GWAR’S PERFORMANCE ON FUEL TV’S “THE DAILY HABIT” POSTED ONLINE
After spending the last three months decimating North America, Oderus and GWAR are putting the final touches on the first leg of their “LUST IN SPACE” 25th Anniversary Slay-a-bration! And what better way to do that than with a sold out show in New York City and a return to FOX NEWS “Red Eye” as the shows one and only Intergalactic Correspondent! The show will air late Monday night December 14th at 3:00 am EST (12:00 PST)
Lord and Master Oderus Urungus had the following to say about his latest appearance:
“We have savaged the country for the last three months, bringing in mammoth crowds when most other tours were EATING SHIT. So look for a full report on all the naughtiest behind-the-scenes GWAR tour action, as well as an update on a things extraterrestrial!”
In other GWAR news, the Scumdogs were recently featured on the Fuel TV show “The Daily Habit”. If you missed the show when it originally aired, you can view the videos at the links below:
“Let Us Slay” http://bit.ly/83P158
“Lords and Masters” http://fb.me/3w8bAMj
